diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index ef517896..f3666207 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -14,7 +14,6 @@ Who needs a website when you have a terminal.
   - instagram: instagram account
   - git: this repo
   - github: all repos
-  - swag: rootvc store
   - locate: physical address
   - www: plain-text version of this site
   - test: do not use
diff --git a/config/commands.js b/config/commands.js
index 806cbd60..0ad60b7b 100644
--- a/config/commands.js
+++ b/config/commands.js
@@ -171,10 +171,6 @@ const commands = {
     term.displayURL("https://github.com/rootvc");
   },
 
-  swag: function () {
-    term.openURL("https://rootvc.creator-spring.com");
-  },
-
   twitter: function () {
     term.displayURL("https://twitter.com/rootvc");
     term.displayURL("https://twitter.com/machinepix");
diff --git a/config/help.js b/config/help.js
index 2d8d49af..1d65f5fb 100644
--- a/config/help.js
+++ b/config/help.js
@@ -13,7 +13,6 @@ const help = {
   "%locate%": "physical address",
   "%www%": "plain-text version of this site",
   "%jobs%": "check out our job openings",
-  "%swag%": "rootvc store",
   "%test%": "do not use",
   "%upgrade%": "upgrade to the latest version of Root Ventures",
   "%other%": "try your fav commands (e.g. %ls%, %groups%, %su%)",